nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

These cows are so sophisticated. That brown one is definitely wearing some very fancy plush pants.

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reginasmom:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

Gordon Ramsay ALWAYS loves a good underdog.

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consultingt-rex:

turtlechampion:

Jensen and Jared out for a stroll

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#crying  
Justin Timberlake talks about married life.

:’3

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I would like this to be reblogged until the entire Biggie song is finished, please.

whydoihaveablog:

dennys:

whydoihaveablog:

dennys:

It was all a Denny’s dream.
We used to eat Moons Over My Hammy.
Sugar and heavy cream up in our coffee.

#BreakfastRapLyrics

 

Hangin’ out at Denny’s near the mall
Every Saturday pancake stack attack, & bacon avocado burrito
I let their Baconalia rock ‘til my pants popped
Eatin’ waffles and ham too, sippin’ on their new cold brew
Way back, when I had the morning-after breakfast with a lumberjack 
With the hat to match 

Remember Rappin’ #BreakfastRapLyrics Duh-Denny’s, Duh-Denny’s
You never thought that Denny’s would take it this far
Now we’re in the limelight ‘cause our bacon is tight

I’ve made it.

Time to get fed,  excellent like Bill & Ted
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat turkey clubs for dinner
Peace to onion rings, double cheese, BLT
Veggie cheese omelette, Grand Slammy
I’m eatin’ up like you thought I would

Every time someone makes this argument I ask if they lock their doors at night. Why would you? A criminal will just break in anyway.

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you’re a fucking life ruiner, did you know that?

I’ll never get over that first gif.

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We’re all Ted!

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cockenblog:

This is your monthly reminder that Grey’s Anatomy is still on the air, but your favorite TV show is cancelled. 

Keep pumping out those hospital dramas.

If I ever attempt to twerk I already have a question lined up for any witnesses… is it werking?