December 2011
24 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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time and stuff
I read a quote from 1995, and my instant reaction was “pft that was like ten years ago…wait, wait, oh shit it is almost 2012…that was almost twenty years ago” Time is strange, nostalgia, etc…
Dec 29th
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Girl I went to high school with is “so happy to be freee” after breaking up with someone I’m pretty sure she was dating for like a month… This is why I have like 5 friends.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Control my foot in your ass
Just took Roscoe for a walk around the park. He’s extremely friendly with other dogs and people and gets excited when he sees other dogs and always wants to say hello. With smaller dogs (usually the only ones who aren’t friendly) or with owners who aren’t paying attention I just tell him no, and we keep walking. Today, there was some little rat dog that he got excited about but...
Dec 28th
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“I hate EVERYONE.”
– Child outside
Dec 27th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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edgarsux: I may not be good at algebra, or chemistry, or outdoor activities, or managing my money, or public speaking, or speaking in general, or driving, or judging art, or making art really, but I’ll be damned if I can’t eat around a piece of cake for twenty minutes without leaving any evidence of my having touched your food whatsoever. The secret is to flip the entire thing over and steal...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Your local bookstore is expensive and inefficient. Amazon is thriving and growing. This is business. Shut up.
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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wellalright: now kim kardashian is the most powerful kim in the world.
Dec 19th
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Really think i could heat this shit up and serve it to someone and they would think it’s freakin progresso.
Dec 18th
update on that vegetable soup salsa
me: brad, taste this so you can tell me it tastes like vegetable soup and I’m not crazy brad: do you like it? me: what the hell. NO. It tastes like soup! brad, tasting: oh that is weird. It does taste like soup. guys, never buy herdez mild salsa. I feel like i’m dipping my chips in soup and it’s really weird.
Dec 18th
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maybe it because I’m a little drunk but this salsa tastes like straight up vegetable soup. Get the hell out of here. what was I thinking getting mild salsa.
Dec 18th
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Roscoe’s sleeping, I’m shopping for Christmas presents, and Brad’s playing guitar. What a wonderful Saturday night.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Intolerance.
I don’t know how people deal with partners who snore. Last night I couldn’t sleep and I was considering telling Brad to stop breathing so loud. Hey! Trying to sleep over here, COULD YOU BREATHE ANY HEAVIER?
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Internet? Tumblr? What's my name? What day is it?
Brad came home to PA then we had thanksgiving and fun times and then we packed up and drove to our new home in San Diego and it took a week to finally get internet… BUT HERE I AM.
Dec 12th
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