Madisucks.

Today is Sushi Sunday! This place has half price rolls every Sunday and I haven’t been in a long time since I was in Albuquerque. So excited for my volcano roll.

I really want a tattoo, even just a tiny one to start out, but I have to save my money. I guess I’d rather have dishes, furniture, and groceries. Ugh, if only tattoos didn’t cost money…

It’s going to be nice living in Florida for the winter, but I’m really going to miss the fall. Pennsylvania is so nice in the fall. I’m actually getting kind of sad right now.

Florida better be amazing. I like beaches, but not enough that I’d give up crispy, cool fall afternoons and gorgeous trees.

Just saw Crazy, Stupid, Love. It was great. Just great. Funny and sad and nice and all around enjoyable.
You got Steve Carell looking fly in fancy clothes and being the fantastic human being that he is. Ryan Gosling, who I have never found very attractive, but jesus. He’s a 10 and his character is wonderful. Emma Stone, being fierce and lovely as usual. Julianne Moore, who in my opinion is one of the most attractive women in the world. So, it’s just great.

I’m a big fan of taking leftover mashed potatoes and jazzing em up. One of my lovely recipes is the classic pizza potatoes. Tomato sauce, mozzarella, and garlic. Pop er in the microwave and you have yourself a nice bowl of pizza potatoes.
But this. This is amazing. It felt like I was eating a bowl of buffalo wings. It was truly a beautiful experience.
Give unto me your leftover potatoes, I shall return to you a masterpiece.

Guys, I just love my husband so much. He’s great. Whadda guy.
I’m a lucky lady.

i thought renting a car required 25 years of age…idk i could be wrong

Emily, you know nothing about being 21, ok? I’ll rent a car whenever I damn well please.
But really, it’s just a higher insurance cost or something if you’re 21-24 and there’s probably other rules, but I just know that I could do it.

I have some illegal drinking to catch up on. Nah, I’ll probably just rent a car or do some gambling to celebrate.

My little brother calls my dad “popsy”. Not like once in a while, or he did it for a week. That is what he calls my father.
While we were at my grandma’s he also started calling my aunt “auntie” and our grandma “grandma ma”.
THIS IS AMERICA, BOY. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I’ll never get a calculator, I just love sliding these beads around on my abacus.

I could never start using paper after all these years of carving stone tablets.

CD-ROM? What’s wrong with this good ol’ floppy disc?

Roman numerals are beautiful, gtfo with your digits.

DOES THAT PAPERY SMELL HAVE A BACKLIGHT? CAN YOU PLAY SUDOKU ON IT?
NOPE.

I wish I could move without spending a thousand freakin dollars. $450 just to rent a uhaul trailer! Not even a truck! Just a trailer to tow with my own damn car. And those stupid PODS things are like $2000. How do people move and then have money to live in their new homes and buy groceries?

I was in the middle of absolute nowhere Illinois for the past ten days visiting family and there was NOTHING to do. I mean it, nothing. So I bought Taboo because it is a quality game and I’ve been meaning to buy it anyway.
Left it there.
This has been an important post brought to you by my boring ass life.

This really isn’t the ideal lifestyle for me considering how stressed out I get when I can’t plan. I have to plan.

My neck hurts and I need Brad here. He’s the best neck rubber/back scratcher/comfort giver/human blanket of coziness. I’ll just try and go to sleep so I don’t get too sad.