September 2011
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You know those little crappy states that you barely remember exist and then when their location comes into question you just kinda guess? Like, Arkansas? Isn’t that next to the Dakotas? Oh no, not at all? Hmm.
Kentucky? Yeah that’s…uh…south.
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Nancy Grace is gross
Regis is talking about how he’d like to see Nancy Grace topless.
Apparently there was some sort of wardrobe malfunction with her costume on Dancing with the Stars and he keeps saying he’d like to see it. He probably doesn’t even remember who she is…
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Brad just corrected someone’s use of “I” where it should have been “me”. I’m kind of turned on.
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Quoted Ignition by R Kelly on friend's status....
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I am so thoroughly disappointed with my country.
Troy Davis was murdered last night at the hands of our government. I understand that he could be guilty of killing a police officer, but there is also reasonable doubt. What has happened to our most basic principles? We are not evolving as a country, we are going backwards.
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“This fireball is not enjoyable.”
– Brad
cuethesun asked: You've got a case of the crazy eyes in that photo with Roscoe. Xoxo.
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Hakuna Matata
Don’t you people get it? The whole point of Lion King is that you can’t live your life with no worries. You have to face your problems and deal with your past. So why are you getting a tattoo that says “hakuna matata”? You’re going to let your family starve and let hyenas take over Pride Rock just so you can sing and dance your life away in the jungle? GROW UP.
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Recovery
The past two days I felt sort of depressed and today I was basically either crying or about to cry all day…then I had some fresh apple pie. I think I’m going to be ok.
Just thought about getting a twitter so I could personally tell Michele Bachmann that I hate her.
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I need a hooburrito in my life right now.
Oh hooburrito from Denny’s, I love you so. Hoobastank is pretty shitty, but they came up with a damn fine burrito. Chicken tenders and cheese and barbeque sauce and fried onion crispies! You are a beauty. I didn’t even have to google your ingredients! I ordered you almost every time I went to Denny’s while you were on the menu. AND even after they replaced you with newer items, I...
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I want to make funny posts but I’m kind of depressed. LOL OR AM I?
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Why is my life so hard!?
I desperately need a glass of cold water when I go to bed (from the brita pitcher, the tap isn’t cold enough) but I’m already pants-less and in bed. UGH.
EDIT: Yeah! I got up and then I come back to find Roscoe all curled up right in my spot! These are real problems, ok?
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I just wanna do something but everyone has work or school and when they don’t they don’t feel like doing anything. Ugh. I’m so bored! I wish I would have moved to Florida. I’d be broke and probably bored there but at least I’d get to see Brad occasionally.
sleepofreason asked: I would invite you too Madi but idk where you'll be then :( well I don't mean "invite" I mean include w/e But if you can be in NY then then be in NY
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sleepofreason replied to your post: I really wanna watch The Royal Tenenbaums. I’d…
Why don’t you check the internet?
Because I’m not a thief, that’s why!
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I really wanna watch The Royal Tenenbaums. I’d check Netflix but that’s just a joke…
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I find it funny when people follow me. Like lolwut, you don’t know me and I don’t even reblog memes or pictures of torsos!
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Sometimes I end up watching like 20 makeup tutorials/reviews on youtube. I don’t wear makeup.
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I had a dream last night where I had to fight off a giant vulture with an umbrella so it wouldn’t pick me up and eat me.
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blagh
I’m so boredd. I could go to a little party with a bunch of pretentious assholes…yea no thanks…or I could sit here and eat pizza.
Getting a free, barely used sewing machine today!
iksmodar:
#sew up some shit #getting crafty
Did you get crafty, Madison?
Did you get motherfucking crafty???
Yo, I never even fucking go it! I better get it this weekend.
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Um.
I just responded to a text from Brad with: Oo::::kk::::kkkk:::) We were mid conversation and he hasn’t said anything for ten minutes now. I guess he can’t handle this.
get this fucking confetti off my dash now
…BUT IT’S A PARTY!
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For the past week...
I’ve been in Florida visiting Brad. It was gr8. Except now I really miss him and this whole long distance marriage thing is really getting me down. But, I feel like every time we get to see each other we grow even closer and it’s wonderful to have that with some you already love so much. We also got drunk almost every night I was there. I had never been drunk before and he never drinks...
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I don't want to leave.
