There’s a big story in the news here about a woman who killed her husband after learning that he was cheating on her. Apparently she was trying to cut herself with a butcher knife and he laughed at her then gave her a bigger knife. She then took that knife and stabbed him.
That guy sounds like the biggest dick.
Why do you have to call each other “babe” or “baby” at every opportunity?
Hey babe. I love you babe. Oh baby, you’re the best!! :))) Baaaabeee. Out with my babe, txt it.
Your significant other has a name. You should at least try to use that name more often than babe, baby, my man, the hubs, tha boy, pookie bear, sugar tits, and any other sickening thing you can think of.
I really want to do that ombre/dip dyed thing to my hair, except my hair is dark and I’m not willing to let bleach touch my hair. Soo, I’m thinking I will try to do it with black/very dark brown. If it looks horrible I’ll just get it cut, especially since my hair is probably the longest I’ve had it in my life.
Some people make really bad decisions when they’re drunk - get in fights in parking lots, get naked in front of strangers. Nope, not my style. I just try to lock myself in the bathroom but forget to lock the goddamn door.
Also, apparently Brad touched my face when he came to retrieve me…so I bit his hand.
If you’ve never watched the Bill Cunningham show you are seriously missing out. It’s just like Jerry Springer and all those other shows except everyone is seated and there’s not much physical fighting. He always crouches on the floor to get in the middle and oh lord, he just cracks me up. I wasn’t paying attention but I guess today someone is accused of stealing the other girl’s prosthetic finger? But good ol Bill asks (while staring at the audience with a huge grin) “are you holding the finger hostage?”
Basically, he reminds me of a cheerful little chipmunk in the middle of crazy people yelling at each other.
Do you ever get stuck watching like an hour (or two) of animal videos?
You start out with cats who love water. Dogs who are friends with cats. Dogs who love babies. Dogs playing with horses. Then oh god it’s 1:30 and I haven’t eaten anything but a banana.
As many of you know, my husband came home from our third deployment not too long ago. During the deployment, a reporter asked me to share “What I Knew” about deployments and military life. This was my answer:
If you’d like to cry your eyes out…
iksmodar replied to your quote: A baby? That’s a baby to you? Bullshit.
WHO’S ULTRASOUND IS HE LOOKING AT OMG
Oh god not mine if that’s what you mean, haha. Some girl he’s friends with on facebook.
