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April 2012

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Danger

Watched Brad show a little baby how to play guitar tonight. I’m pretty sure that was his first encounter with a baby, and he was just like “hey little guy, come make some noise on this thing and be really cute with me”. The kid’s dad kept saying “don’t let her look at that baby!”. He was right.

This baby though… He had the face and haircut of a 30 year old and he had a serious face on the whole night. Cool baby.

Apr 29, 2012
#shit shit shit #no babies
Apr 28, 2012419 notes
#parks and rec #so pretty

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

Apr 25, 2012105,946 notes

Can we just stop using the phrase “butt hurt”?

Apr 23, 20122 notes
#stop
Apr 23, 2012282 notes

I saw a girl wearing uggs and capri length leggings at the beach today.

Apr 22, 2012
xoxo

:*

Apr 22, 20121 note
Double fish homicide

Me and Brad have been watching Bones on netflix lately, and tonight we came home to a dead fish in our tank, so Brad flushed it. When he walked out of the bathroom he just said “I sent it over to Dr. Brennen, she’s gonna let us know if it was a double homicide or whatever.”

Apr 22, 20122 notes
#I could just make a post for everything he says #bones
Apr 21, 201231,738 notes
#:D #FUTURE POWER COUPLE
Apr 21, 201224 notes

I love how everyone gets pissed when someone reposts a gif or photoset without giving credit, but the creator actually didn’t make The Office or Dr. Who or whatever it is, so they’re posting it without giving credit as well. HEY DON’T STEAL THIS, I SPENT SO LONG STEALING IT FIRST!

Apr 21, 2012
#gif #not that im supporting reposting the gifs #even better when it's illegally downloaded
Listen

adorablyvulgar:

The Animals Were Gone- Damien Rice

If you’re looking for music to cry to, this is pretty great music to cry to.

“At night I trip without you

And hope that I don’t wake up

Cause waking up without you

Is like drinking from an empty cup”

Oh god yes. His voice is just like “girl, you better get real quiet and start thinking about some sad shit”. Except Childish, if that song doesn’t make you fall in love with Damien Rice…

Apr 20, 201219 notes
How to get someone to stop thinking you're dumb:

Stop caring about whether or not they think you’re a bitch.

Apr 19, 20121 note
#YOU WILL SEE MY SUPERIORITY
I literally have not been sick in years, so I had this coming

I was super sick until a few hours ago. Highlights include: being physically unable to open a bottle of tylenol, crying because I didn’t have the energy to make my dog get off my blanket, and not peeing until it was an emergency because my head hurt unless I was lying down.

I still can’t breathe very well but I’ll take it.

Apr 16, 2012
#oh and this morning my shirt was soaked with sweat because my fever broke
Oh shit, drinking some coconut cake over here

Bailey’s + a little milk + ice + coconut water

Apr 16, 20121 note
#I'm not disgustingly sick anymore!

I just want some malted milk eggs.

That sounds really gross, so I hope you all know what I’m talking about.

Apr 8, 2012
#like whoppers?
Apr 8, 2012232 notes
Apr 7, 20124 notes
#my mom's a bitch
Apr 6, 2012300 notes
#grace helbig everybody #I love her
Apr 5, 201253,715 notes
#grace helbig #dailygrace #gonna teach you how to doo something
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