icarntspell:

If you’re a stand-up comedian and make bullshit remarks like this you’re still gonna get blow jobs because the world is dumb and unfair.

Ugh. I really don’t want to hate him (because people I like like him), but goddamn. The more I see, the more he pisses me off.  If you can make a joke about something horrible and actually make it funny, please do so. This shit? This isn’t funny.

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